A Lymric, an Ode, A Silly Rhyme, You're a Toad

Sometimes I kid, sometimes I joke

   On a cheap cigar I occasionally toke

Politics and Facebook, the two don't mix

   Sarcasm and wit really make me tick

I laugh at you, I laugh at me

  Sometimes I laugh so much it makes me pee

My kids think I'm crazy, my wife thinks I'm insane

  I'm the fruit of my dad's loins, so it's him I blame 

I go to work early, at times I get home late

  But watch Bama football on Saturdays because they're just great

On game day my neighbors they all run and hide

  And look at me curiously as I scream, "Roll Tide!"

I've been fortunate and lucky to travel this Earth
  To fly in planes circumventing its girth
And everywhere I go people make me smile and giggle
  Funny things I always see so much my belly will jiggle

I raise up my glass and toast you my friends
  And realize your zaniness knows no end
I can count on each one of you to make my day
  So for your good health and continence I pray

And to those of you who would prefer to say, "go to hell"
  I'll just look at you and type "l-o-l"

Because I know I got under your skin

  I laugh and laugh and will do it again